Conservative Refocus

Senator Harry Reid has saved the world.  The quirky Reid has now admitted, in a public forum, that if  t'were not for him "the world would be in a depression."  Reid, apparently faster than a speeding pullet, able to leap tall bills out of  Constitutional bounds...Look ! Always on the sly...it's a Byrd,  it's a Pain...It's Super Senator! With Reid's ridiculous assertion that he actually forestalled a world depression, we wonder if perhaps Reid might rather be alluding to some mysterious arrangement of world druggery with one or more of his many pharmaceutical donors.

In other words, he didn't mean economic depression but rather "mental depression."  To this we might suggest--that didn't work either-- but extra points for trying--even while noting that Reid has forcefully maintained that he does indeed change into his Super Senator garb in a phone-booth-sized unit located at the Ritz-Carlton--which can be found within his fortress of solicitude deep inside the inner beltway.

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