Conservative Refocus

By Barry Secrest

It would seem that the underappreciated TSA's of America bring a whole new meaning to the term "bad to the bone."  Searching for IED's is one thing, but these guys can even ferret out IUD's among other certain unmentionables. In addition, here at Conservative Refocus,  we believe that the Government can save hundreds of billions of dollars by combining several Government healthcare screening programs into one mammoth program to be offered at selected airports, which will offer lung cancer screening, mammograms and even retributional colonoscopies to those few travelers who "just don't quite get it."

Special Thanks to the  original creator of these TSA pics, Hillary Busis, from Mediaite. However, we have opted to take their idea just a step further and offer up some additional information on these "bonified Beauties" in the TSA pin-up Calender for 2010...

Miss January

Wow! Check out that Symphysis Pubic...it doesn't get any better than that on those frigid nights of January

Miss February

Miss February boasts an endoskeletal structure second to none! Wait...Uh-oh, might want to get that mycoplasm issue of the parietal pleura checked out though Missy...

Miss March

This young lady brings a whole new very literal meaning to the term " jumping her bones"

Miss April

Grrooowwll! Bone Appetit'

Miss May

She could, indeed, cause an explosion...of something

Miss June

Yummy! no silicone here guys...

Miss July

A sexier coccyx bone has never been formed...no junk here

Miss August

We can see right through this lovely lady...but they can too

Miss September

She was Bone to be wild...bet the TSA's pat her down twice

Miss October

Can you imagine smooching on that long  spineous process on a cool Autumn Evening?

Miss November

She's da' bomb...Uh-Oh!

Miss December

Nice IUD there Babe! Dalkon Shield is it?

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